The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.
What the fuck that isn’t safe
No, it’s not. The histories talk about how the throne is cruel to unworthy kings. Jaime would talk about how Aerys Targaryen would constantly be covered in scabs from sitting on the throne carelessly.
'No man should sit comfortably upon the throne'
It is meant to be an ugly, monstrous beauty. And several times during the books Joffrey cuts himself on throne.
"but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"
I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs
in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics
if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time
just followed a bunch of massage therapy blogs. Meeeeeep. Excited and nervous about going to Massage Therapy School but overall I think it’s gonna be goood.
sambamiam asked: 9, 18, 44
9) I have given blood. They also took plasma. That was the closest I’ve ever been to fainting and it felt awful but I’d still do it again.
18) This one time i rollerbladed for like 3 hours at the rink and got the biggest blister I’ve ever seen or had.
44) Uuuhhh… Gorillaz and Die Antwoord have been getting the most plays on my ipod lately.